First of all, let me just say that no matter how much the world blows dead goats, at least Jon is there for me. The worse things get, the angrier he gets, the funnier he gets.
That being said, all I have to say is: “She’s a man, baby!”
Of course I mean the alleged Isabella Rossellini, who we all hopefully know is just Dave Foley in drag. (Yes, that’s right–Giant-head Master Jack Bristow was making out with a dude. I’m sure Victor Garber didn’t mind.)
