Picking On Gwenda

You may recall that once before I had a few minutes of boredom and picked on a friend by putting his face through a series of transformations using the St. Andrews Face Morpher.

Well, yesterday I had a few minutes of boredom again, and this time I decided to pick on Gwenda. I was debating picking on my wife or child, but frankly I fear the potential Wrath of Trish.

I used this as the starting point:

Note that Gwenda, as is often the case, is carrying a glass of intoxicant, and that no matter what transformations we apply, the glass continues to be present with her in all the subsequent images. You can’t get The Widow away from that woman, no matter what you do.

So the first thing I did was make use of the “baby” transform, which kind of turns Gwenda into a scary looking doll. (It might have looked more realistic if the hair had changed.)

I assume that’s just grape juice in that glass. Of course I then had to go the other way and hit Gwenda with the “old lady” transform. Grannie there is still hitting the booze, note.

Then I started to feel like an evil genius and so I obviously needed to construct a Devolution Ray…

Even when devolved several levels, she still holds onto the glass.

Clearly the next step would be to start turning her into some kind of manga character…

Hmm… I don’t like that much. Maybe a more classical artistic style is called for. Maybe something a little more like Botticelli:

“Woman With Champagne”? Hmm..

Of course, if I were pure evil, the scariest thing I could do would be to apply the “she’s a man, baby” transform and turn Gwenda into a really poorly converted drag queen…

Admit it, that one is pretty scary.