… if I called in “Guantanamo” on Monday, instead of showing up in Boston for work. “Calling in Gitmo” is the international travellers trump-card version of “calling in sick” here at the beginning of the third millenium.
If I had seen the t-shirt below a while ago, instead of just now, I would totally have ordered one, and would have tried to wear it on my flight to Boston
Anyway, here’s the shirt:
It says “I Am Not A Terrorist“.
I am also totally getting one of those. In black, of course.