Hal Duncan speaking about the Stone of Scone:
Personally, I think it should be ground up into dust and every single Scot given a piece of it as a sort of democratic fuck-you to mediaeval feudalism. The French had the right idea when it comes to inbred, porphyria-ridden, overblown celebrities. If you want tradition then bring back ritual regicide, I say. Give ‘em a year then chop their heads off in a public ceremony outside Buckingham Palace. The tourists’ll fuckin *love it*!
