Author: Mr. McLaren

Bush’s Impeachable Offenses

It’s starting to feel like time to dump some of that “boy am I just really sick of George W. Bush, and his administstration” bile again. Let’s start with a pointer to Jodin Morey’s three-part (so far) heavily-footnoted examination of the impeachable offenses Bush has committed. The first part focuses on the question of illegal wars, in a 21-point analysis.… Read more →

Offered without (much) comment

Extracted from this press release: CA (CA) today announced that its Identity and Access Management (IAM) solution, featuring CA Identity Manager and CA SiteMinder, won the “Best Enterprise Security Solution” 2007 Excellence Award from SC Magazine. This award was presented at the 10th annual SC Magazine Awards gala, held in San Francisco in conjunction with the RSA Conference, the world’s… Read more →

On a hippie trail, head full of zombie

So, I’m going to Melbourne (well, Richmond really, but I suspect that’s like distinguishing between Toronto and North York) at the end of the month. I will have one day free to exploreThat’s one crash night, five nights after work–which I suspect will go quite late each night, and then one whole Saturday, and really most of the Sunday, to… Read more →

Yes, I am a picker of nits.

OK, I’ve learned to live with the fact that nobody understands why “try to” is more correct than “try and”, or why “hopefully” is a cheat for when you want to say “I hope”. I’ve made my peace, as ’twere. But, that doesn’t stop the hundreds of minor errors that I see every day from driving me nuts. Not the… Read more →

The New Ultimate Snack Food

Attention world: as of this moment, the new ultimate snack food is the “Gingered Almond” from Summer Kitchen. Yes, even though they actually call their nut product line “Nutties“, I am still hearilty endorsing this product. Be warned: these things are addictive. There’s a reason the bag shown above is empty (and it’s not just because I couldn’t find any… Read more →

The Fate Of Satire

While reading Anthony Daniels’ piece on Homage To Catalonia (and the people who uncritically love Orwell) at The New Criterion, I was struck be the power of this paragraph: Now, however, that Marxist Communism as a ruling doctrine has all but disappeared from the face of the earth (though its effects certainly live on), Orwell’s most celebrated books have lost… Read more →

Ready To Go Home

I hesitate to jinx it, but it looks like the travel home today should be pretty smooth. Last night they were calling for a few inches of snow, which has thusfar failed to materialize. That had the potential to make my I-90 trip to Logan a tremendous pain, and if it were bad enough, to cause delays in my already-late-enough… Read more →

This city is insane

I am so embarrassed for Boston. I keep alternating between wanting to laugh and wanting to punch someone. I want to laugh when I think about all this fuss over some litebrite aliens. I want to punch someone when some old man make a statement about how this is all very serious, or when I hear news organizations reporting on… Read more →

Hmmm…

…this is getting a lot more LiveJournal-y than I like, but I haven’t had a chance to find out what’s going on the world since I left home yesterday. So, updates: My luggage was found, and was indeed waiting for me at the castle when I finally closed my workday at 10PM EST last night. (19 hours after the workday… Read more →

It gets better.

Luggage lost–not the two laptops that I carried on, but just all my clothes and toiletries. Also, I took the wrong rental company bus (totally my fault–very tired) and had to navigate between rental car encampments aux pieds. I did eventually arrive at the office at 8:55AM EST. More news, including thrilling “did they find my underwear in Cincinnati” updates,… Read more →

I really hate airports.

(Warning: This is essentially a long whine.) So, I heading off to Boston in the morning for a week of meeting with my potential new bosses. The whole situation is a little complicated, and I might expand on it later in the week if I get a chance to blog from the hotel, but the short version is that some… Read more →

HGPA January Tournament.

I suspect the time is nigh for Mangy Jesus and his reign of terror, since portents are amassing: cats lying down with dogs, the night tearing asunder, and Cracker Sean playing aggressively at a tournament. Which is to say: I didn’t even make it into the top half of the ranks on this month’s tourney (after winning 2 of the… Read more →

I Am So Tired…

You never realize just how scary a two-year old is until you are awoken at 2:30 AM by an ice-cold touch on your shoulder, open your eyes, and see a bright-eyed, happy face approximately one inch from your face. “Daddy, I want Cheerios. Get up, Daddy. It’s time for breakfast.” Thinking about it now makes me smile. But I am… Read more →

A very lazy post.

I just don’t have anything interesting of my own to say today. I shall let others say interesting things and be on my way. “There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.” — Dorothy Parker “Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape… Read more →

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