Category: Blog cliches

Here we put “memes” and quizzes and cat photos…

Commonplaces

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. —Edgar Allen Poe Reading furnishes the mind only with material for knowledge; it is thinking that makes what we read ours. —John Locke, Of Reading Why shouldn’t things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and… Read more →

A Blast From The Past

You kids today with your webcomics, you don’t know how good you’ve got it. I remember the early 90sRemember kids, Red Meat didn’t appear online until 1996., when getting a comic on the web meant puerile Space Moose sodomy jokes or the banal comedy of Doctor Fun. </crotchety> Seriously, though, there’s a wealth of great stuff out there today–no one… Read more →

Excuses, Excuses

Tonight’s planned hotel blogging will not be happening due to a much longer than intended commute time today. Americans, rest assured that your Border Protection officers are doing an excellent job of preventing Canadians from sneaking into your county without a thorough examination. Also, they are very friendly, very interested in the intricacies of software architecture, and very detail-oriented in… Read more →

This week

I’m working on a post with a bunch of information about the various things I got up to this week while I was away from the Internets. In the interim, here’s one photo that captures the way most of the week went: So, yeah, it was a pretty good week. Read more →

Blog Fluff, Part 4

This one via Gwenda 1. Have you ever killed a man? Only in my heart 2. With your own hands? No. And if I were to, it wouldn’t be. 3. What, in your opinion, is the best way to transport contraband across state and country lines? In a middle class car. With a child seat. 4. Even if you’re transporting… Read more →

Blog Fluff, Part 3

Pinched from Richard, the one word meme thing. Making the answers one word and resisting the temptation to expand is harder than you might think. 1. Where is your mobile phone? Coat 2. Your significant other? Versatile 3. Your hair? Gone 4. Your mother? Obstinate 5. Your father? Missed 6. Your favorite thing? Stories 7. Your dream last night? Threatened… Read more →

Blog Fluff, Part 2

You’re feeling: Extremely tired and that special kind of drained that comes after particularly good times. To your left: Immediately, the hardcover fiction, Abbey-to-Carroll, shelving. Left and back, a rack with 2TB of RAID storage, a laser printer, a colour inkjet, a wireless N router (with custom firmware), a cable modem, and around another 1.2TB of JBOD storage. On your… Read more →

Blog Fluff, Part 1

My Personality Neuroticism 57 Extraversion 64 Openness to Experience 98 Agreeableness 9 Conscientiousness 39 You are poised, confident, and clear-thinking when stressed, however you feel strong cravings and urges that you have difficulty resisting. You tend to prefer short-term pleasures and rewards over long-term consequences. You have a generally cheerful disposition. You are a moderately imaginative person who enjoys a… Read more →

An Oldie But A Goodie

The ‘net memes are often easy to pass by, but there’s something about the CD Cover one that amuses me. My result is shown above (click for the larger version). Tons of other ones–many of which are disturbingly plausible–at the flickr pool. The extremely Net-savvy among you will be able to place the font used for the band name. Read more →

Well, that confounds expectations

You are about 20 years old The teen repellent will no longer foil you, but you can still hear some pretty high tones. The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is 16.7kHz Find out which ultrasonic ringtones you can hear! It’s not superhuman, but not bad for a 35-year old. I guess getting those ear plugs at… Read more →

What I’m Chewing On Today

Own only what you can always carry with you; know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. —Alexander Solzhenitsyn So I can’t claim not to have stuff… but I can certainly claim to understand that the things that matter are people and stories. It doesn’t hurt to remind myself from time to time, though. There… Read more →

CSS is driving me nuts

Aarrgh. My lovely blockquote CSS, with the indent and the nice vertical line works great all the time EXCEPT when I have an inline image on the left. For some (probably arcane) reason, in that case the margins/padding and border seem to “disappear” under the inline image. You can see the problem below. I’ve know about this for years, but… Read more →

Does This Explain Something?

Should you be MALE or FEMALE?*created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Female Being mostly female by thought, a good thing in many ways: By definition it means that you are more creative, and sensitive towards your environment, enabling you to express yourself freely. Female 54% Male 46% Either 39% Neither 32% (via Fred) So, that might mean something… I don’t… Read more →

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